Gonna start asking which team is the real Avengers on my dating profile

the tinder meme
Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

FORMATTING
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Actions speak loud

100 nonverbal prompts

→ post with your character and preferences

→ others reply with one or multiple prompts; feel free to reverse roles!

→ write a starter based on the prompts

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Darkness

Darkness Loves Light

No matter how the darkness looms around you - how much you've become the darkness - there's one bright spot in your life - a person who makes everything worthwhile.

It doesn't really matter how they came to you. What does is that they stay. Whether you admit it or not, you seek comfort from them...and, perhaps, them from you, if you're in the same situation.

So, whether you push them away, treat them right, or go so far as to worship them and put them on a pedestal, you don't want them to go now. You crave being with them, or at least being in their presence. Don't ruin this for yourself. After all, what would you do without your little ray of light? You'll do anything to keep them happy and loved. Anything.

Respond to the meme with your character, canon, preferences, and, if you'd like, what position you're character will be in.
Respond to others.

prompts

light || the pure is affecting the impure in a positive way.

dark || the impure is affecting the pure in a negative way.

purposeful || you want to corrupt something so pure.

forgive || they know what you've done and they've forgiven you.

death || something comes up from the dark past and strikes out at the one loved the most. they know it would hurt you to see them in pain - or worse.

life || the smut option. will there be hesitance in "defiling" purity?

cheer || never again did you think that there would be simple joys. picnics, birthdays, gentle holding of hands.

confessions || you have to get them into your life; they're the only good thing you can see.

teach || one party is teaching the other about more worldly pursuits, may or may not be sexual. perhaps they feel guilty for this, perhaps they don't.

end || you can't do this to them anymore. they deserve so much better than you.

fmk

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Closer to you

get closer

is your character an open book or a mystery wrapped inside an enigma? Whatever way the wind blows, dole out state secrets that can bust down any walls they've put up.

↘ no blank comments. your top-level needs to contain, either in the body of subject line, a quick summation of how best to bond with your character.
↘ i'm sure bakerstreeters will be normal about this.
↘ get close. or get rekt?

Heated bodies

THE BODY HEAT MEME

Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.

Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.

A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!

So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!

Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.

asks from the heart

ask

questions from the heart:

the remix

Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits!

Except for that.

RULES
○ Don’t leave your comment blank. This go ‘round, your character asks the love-adjacent and related questions!

Bob, if you hit me with that smut picture prompt meme one more time...

smut 💋 picture prompts

top level & reply to others. be inspired!

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛
〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛
〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛

vocab

find the word.

+ top level with your person. prefs/canon info/etc.
+ other people will reply with the first word that comes to their character's mind to describe yours. it could be about their appearance (consider this an 'are they beautiful?' meme if you wanna), their personality, or the mystique that may or may not surround (they're...interesting). break out the thesaurus.
+ your person reacts.
+ thread.

Entry tags:

THE FIGHT MEME

THE (end of june) FIGHT MEME

What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):

( Prompts. )

Just two lost souls living in a fishbowl, year after year

ULTIMATE SOULMATE AU

● hit 'em with the character, canon name, and preferences.
● others will hit you up with a result from the ultra-deluxe, top-of-the-line soulmate AU prompt generator bible (seriously, there's like 186 individual prompts in there, check that out; there's also gen options for platonic soulmates).
● op, that's your prompt. cry. laugh. feel all your feels.
● Curtain's up, break a leg.
● alternatively, if you want to make it a reverse prompt meme, just put the results you get in your top level! that works.

Entry tags:

tfln

wayback machine tfln or tfln if it's up

Reborn

The Reincarnated Lovers Meme

Everyone knows the feeling of when you see someone and you know you've seen them before. Isn't that a part of déjà vu? But what if the connection you have with that person goes beyond the superficial recognition of familiarity? Perhaps you were connected once...in the most intimate of ways. Some religions and philosophies believe in reincarnation of souls, and it's said that souls could be reincarnated together - once again to follow out the same path they did before. Or maybe not. Maybe it could be a second chance for fixing things that went wrong before, like the a tragedy or circumstances keeping you apart. But can you take that chance? Do you even want to? HOW TO PLAY Comment with your character, stating preferences and pertinent information. Tag around to others and roll the RNG to determine what your scenario will be. The first roll determines the parameters of the "past life," the second the parameters of the "present life." The meme is intended to take place in the present, but there's nothing stopping you from playing out flashbacks to the "past." Play out the scene! WARNING: There will probably be triggers here.		A. THE PAST( Read more... )

This n' that

this or that

How to Play

Of all the games you can play, this one might just be the easiest. The rules go as such: your partner presents you with two options, this or that. You chose which you prefer. Then, you keep the train a-rollin. Got it?

I choose...

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Entry tags:

Smutty Pantheon

Gods and Goddesses exist, sitting in the heavens high up in the clouds watching over Mortals. However, just simply sitting on your throne in the heavens and watching things from afar isn't something all gods find riveting. A simple visit to Earth can do much to refresh a God. Perhaps you're a God or Goddess venturing down into the mortal world or maybe you're a mortal that is getting the chance to encounter a God. All things are possible here.

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the CLUB meme

at fortanon

Wash your mouth with soap

Dirtiest Dialogue

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→ no blank comments. leave a sexy, dirty starter that's the most IC for your character.
→ of course, sexy talk varies, and this is IC, so your mileage may also vary also!
→ earn your tags, baby.

truth or dare

TRUTH OR DARE OR KISS

You know this game. You've played this game. Someone asks truth or dare. You answer. They give you what you asked for: a question to answer or a task to execute. Simple.

But in this house, we follow the secret third way. You have an out if you don't like the option you've been presented. You can kiss the other person and be off the hook.

HOW TO PLAY
• Comment with your character and preferences.
• Others respond, asking truth or dare.
• Keep the chain going until somebody folds and kisses somebody else.

I believe in you

I BELIEVE IN [ m e m e ]

- your character has been asked what their strongest belief is. what do they hold true in their heart of hears? their creed, their mantra?
- post it for all to see in your subject header.
- brace for the impact of all the naysayers.

bitch u thought

I THOUGHT...

You know what they say about assuming, don't you?

Yup. Exactly. Always. No exceptions, not in this meme.

how to play
- If you top level, they will come. But don’t leave your top level blank! No, no, you need a stater, my friend, a line of dialogue that begins with the words “I thought.” Come up with your own or choose from the list below.
- Others tag.
- Thread from there.

prompts
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